Status Report, Halloween

Agent: Freezer Burn
Location: The Northernmost Capital in the World
Date: Halloween 2004, or locally known as Sunday-October-31st-nothing-special.
Time: Uncertain, perhaps GMT? Very confusing as rugged island does not make daylight savings changes either way.
Updated Items:

1. Microwave/Grill/Convection Oven
2. Flooring
3. Bathtub
4. Cable Box
5. Yoga Mat
6. Mood
7. Halloween

1. Microwave/Grill/Convection Oven. Phone call made to store Saturday ensured the swift exchange of item. Frantic Instant Message to only person with car, namely Agent Language Genius, for pick-up of myself and item, drive to store and back. Propose Agent Language Genius be awarded a Medal for courage when faced with Whiny Store Clerk and Register Failure, not to mention impeccable Car Service and Friendship.

2. Flooring. Agent Husband hard at work, having almost finished the last room. Deserves Medal, was awarded with delicious food from new oven and Agent Freezer Burn's Vocal Admiration.

3. Bath Tub. In working order after a second round of potion being poured down the drain. Resulted in Agent Freezer Burn scrubbing entire bathroom. Bathroom finally more hospitable although not recommended for future use without serious reconstruction.

4. Cable Box. Still not up to par although now, at least, the reason is known. BBC should be tuned in any day now and S1 will never be tuned in as they refuse to be part of the package. The effect of this will be unforeseeable problems with VCR and plugging and unplugging of cables.

5. Yoga Mat. Used for the first time in New Location. Works perfectly.

6. Mood. Much much better. May be thwarted by Elections.

7. Halloween. Non-existent. Although, Agent Husband and Agent Freezer Burn were kindly invited to Halloween Party last night. Being very very lazy, both Agents declined the invitation and stayed at home watching movies on cable.

Over and Out.