Concealed Weapon

I knew my face could be a fright, but apparently my concealer is even more dangerous, at least to international aviation.
Good thing I had remembered about the water bottle ban and threw away my bottle before the security check, or the poor security person would have had cause to arrest me.
The offending make up was removed from my carry on, along with two bottles of Purell, two travel sized tubes of moisturizer as well as my toothpaste.
A sincere "Thank you" to all would be fanatic terrorists for making my flight not only uncomfortable due to dehydration, but also a halitosis infused, germ filled and haggard looking one at that.