Battle of the Bulge

Interesting how nobody at the White House nor at the Bush/Cheney re-election headquarters has actually denied that G.W was wired. All responses so far have been counter-questions and bad jokes. Seriously, all they have to do is issue a statement to the fact that he receives no radio transmissions during the debates and that will be the end of that .
Ah, but then wasn't the issue with President Clinton not that he had had a little fun on company time but that he lied about it?
My own personal bulge is currently located on the upper left corner of my forehead. It emerged after unpleasant encounter with a clothes hook in the wall of the laundry room. Am considering starting to wear my trusty helmet indoors. However, cannot fit helmet over bump on the head at the moment.
Other honorable bulges can be found in our our dirty laundry after about a week of no washer.
Mt. Esja, Reykjavik's local bulge depicted on various postcards, plates and water colors of questionable quality , got its first sprinkling of snow last night. The best part of that story is that our new apartment has a fab view of it.

Non-bulgy locations are:

• Bank account, thanks to our sponsoring of IKEA, rental car and food delivery places.
• Bathroom cabinets, as there are none.
• Walk-in closet - laundry room hook-smooch put a dent in my plans to swiftly organize wardrobe... All clothes in boxes or dirty. Am beginning to smell interestingly, that arresting mix of card board and dust is simply irresistible.

I can account for all of my bulges or non-bulges. Can you?